It was a sunny and beautiful day and Sasuke was walking down hill when he hears a noise coming from two bushes on either side of him. All of a sudden Ino and Sakura jump out of those bushes.They put on their make-up on really fast and chase after him. Sasuke was so terified he runs and trips down the hill. He continues down the hill, but in a ball with Ino and Sakura who pounced him and kissed him. Sasuke escapes, but takes a spaz. Then from behind him he heres a noise that says Sasuke-kun you are so cute when you spaz. Next Sasuke jumps in a hole and burries himself alive. Ino and Sakura stare blankly into space as usual. They go home and finally Sasuke comes up from the ground and runs home frequntly screaming like a little girl.

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P.S Songo will now kill Ino and Sakura "and me"